Scout Poop

The little turd that comes before a much larger poop, with the intention of priming the pump.

I had a little poop this morning, but it's clear there's a much much larger poop on the way. That must've been the scout poop.

by daviddeath July 7, 2014

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Group Poop

When 2 or more people take turns pooin in the same toilet and dont flush until everybody in the group has gone.

In group poop*
john:okay steve your turn!
steve:sure,this one will be massive

by the realest nigga on earth69 September 15, 2019

poop emoji

yes of course

I poop emoji u

by hihusjnbs April 22, 2021

pooped up

1. A period of time when attempts to thoroughly poop are frequent and unsuccessful. (usually 30 minute to 2 hour intervals)

2. When you think you are done pooping but you have to go again.
3. Can't completely poop but still poop out a lot of poo

Buster ate mom's enchiladas and now he's pooped up for days.

by sparky lawn star June 3, 2010

money poop

When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)

It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe

by Jolley71717 October 31, 2013

Poop Bat

A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

by NuffleButter May 28, 2023