Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

Facebook Resume

The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:

1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......

but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.

John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.

by thunder_bolt001 July 5, 2014

Facebook Hand

When someone calls all in with a crap hand in Texas Hold 'em. Usually all of the rookies call and end up winning with a High face card or a pair that is on the board.

Wow Queen high...nice facebook hand.

by crakamartin August 19, 2009

Facebook Massacring

When people create their own conversations amoungst you're profile eg status updates, and has nothing to do with it.

we are totally facebook massacring Tracey's status right now

by Tinkrbelle August 6, 2010

Facebook Fifth

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you

as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"

by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012

post-facebook

1. Condition of life after one has set up a facebook account.

His post-facebook days felt somewhat less authentic.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

Facebook Vortex

1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.

2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****

1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)

Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy

Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.

Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?

2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."

by mitchmatsch July 25, 2011