Phoneputer Slide

When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.

Derik: qasdfghjkl

Mike: Yo what was that?

Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.

by ComputerWorld March 23, 2024

Newfie slider whistle

The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.

I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first

by Babybert April 15, 2024

skizzy slids

Dirty underwear

When I went to the bathroom , I noticed on my underwear there was some skizzy slids.

by Kid pong April 21, 2024

Shitty Slider

When you lube up your dick and you slide it into someone's shit filled ass

I just gave keighten a shitty slider

by Viridianhero June 1, 2024

Saganaki Slider

When you cook up a serving of saganaki, wait until it cools off to a reasonable temperature, and slide it between the butt cheeks of your lover before messily devouring it.

Spiro used to love giving Saganaki sliders until he became lactose intolerant

by Mr ChiForest June 15, 2024

Shitty Slider

When you lube up your dick with someone's shit and fuck their shit filled asshole

Logan: "It was great giving Lukas a shitty slider last night!"
Lukas: "Oh yes! Skibidi dip dip get in me!"

by Viridianhero July 1, 2024

Hoboken slide

The Hoboken slide is a sex move that involves inserting one or both fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously sliding them up and down her walls, causing friction and stimulation. It can be done with either hand, but many men prefer using their dominant hand to give it a firmer grip on the woman's vulva. The name comes from the feeling of slipping on ice, which is what it feels like when you do this move. To perform the Hoboken slide, first insert your finger(s) into the woman's vagina and hold onto them with your thumb and forefinger. Then, slowly slide your fingers up and down the walls of her vagina, creating a sensation similar to rubbing ice cubes against your skin. You can also vary the speed and pressure of the movement to create different levels of stimulation. This move is particularly effective during foreplay or when a woman needs extra stimulation to reach orgasm.

This girl I know wants the Hoboken slide.

by MOOSE0508 July 2, 2024