ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

James Ryan

The act of pwning incredibly messy and archaic technological systems with ease and game.

I James Ryan'd that thing. It never stood a chance.

by zingbatboop May 1, 2023

ryan

my friend who i've been crushing on for 8 months. everything about him is perfect. his fluffy red hair, his minecraft obsession, the fact he agrees with everything i say.

oh yes, ryan is here today!

by spatula stan May 30, 2021

Ryan

Autistic

Have you seen ryan. Hes so autistic

by Blackfush January 17, 2020

Ryan

A boy who’s quite arrogant when talked to but, kind and caring on the inside when you get to know them. They are often very secretive beacause they’ve had a bad past being a parent leaving or died before birth.The name Ryan means ‘Little King’ in Irish,

Ryan is a secretive person

by Fudjdhi January 7, 2018

Ryan

Duschebag

Is that man vaping he’s such a Ryan

by Tigermagedon December 16, 2019

Ryan

We potato brain that likes to eat sausages for a living

Ryan eats sassy sausages

by I like pears January 11, 2019