double digit rule

A rule stating that drinking is acceptable when the time is in the double digits according to a 24-hour clock.

Drinking at ten am is fine according to the double digit rule!

by Eaglelightfish February 24, 2011

DJ rule 34

Porn videos involving a DJ attempting to shove items such as cords, CDs, records, mixing consoles, turntables and knobs up their asshole with a big metal pole.

My favorite DJ just recorded a DJ rule 34 video, I wanna cry

by pepsi anal May 25, 2022

emperor palpatine's rule

"thall who shall not act gay with the boys shall be labeled as the homosexual" -Loyal 2020

Bro. Its not gay. Its just following emperor palpatine's rule.

by marlozeek October 15, 2020

hang-up rule

The person who receives the call has to hang up.

Gis hang up first because I called you. It's the hang-up rule!

by mcr4ever March 3, 2016

squiggly line rule

The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)

1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.

by Ramzhal April 14, 2008

5 second rule

The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.

Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).

"Aww crap, I dropped my hot dog on the ground." "It's alright: 5 second rule."

by p14nd4 July 11, 2004

Two Week Rule

When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.

Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!

Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.

by ladydestroyer November 9, 2011