post: void

a super epileptic fps with flashing lights and that's also fast-paced. if you're epileptic, DON'T PHACKING PLAY THIS MAN.
Eva: hey, epileptic child how's it going playing post: void?

epileptic child: *breakdances*
by warmachine76123 March 08, 2021
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post whoring

1. A guy who post in the forums who post meaningless stuff, which is already been posted numerous of times.

2. A guy who floods the message board just to get post count.
Nob: Help me, I have problems with my game!\
Jed: What is your problem?
Nob: My game keeps crashing.
Jed: Reinstall your game or delete some mods. But highly recommend reinstalling your game.

Nob: Okay.
Ken: Reinstall your game.
Jed: Ken is post whoring
Nob: Ken, don't be a post whoring guy.

Ken Joins the forums and introduced himself.
Ken has 5 posts.
Ken has 20 posts.
Ken has 69 posts.
Ken has 420 posts.
Ken has 1337 posts.

Ken got banned from the board!
by post whoring June 03, 2017
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speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.
This is a secret speed post topic.
by PiemanXC February 18, 2008
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Post-meme

When a long dead meme has come back in an ironic way mocking it's old meaning
The troll face has resurfaced as a post-meme.
by Yo joe mama March 03, 2021
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Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?
by TamChanUwU November 06, 2021
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Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet
After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
by Ivanizerrr November 21, 2012
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Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.
Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."
by Phantom649 June 03, 2019
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