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Jake Paul

A piece of shit that looks like a god damn big headed wig stand you would see at a fucking strip club. I've seen better acting on pornhub than i see on his videos.
Hey Mark, Jake Paul is a faggot ass bitch.
by Twitch.Tv_Zekken February 6, 2019
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Poo Paul

When you stick you finger up your ass and stick it in an unsuspecting persons ear.

Similar to wet willy or moist margaret
Shanielle: Get away from me why'd you stick your finger in my ear!

Wendy: It's a poo paul :)
by Penis.popper September 21, 2017
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Paul's patrol

A very sexy team of athletes that are world champion and hunt/ expose nonce caves and call child line to protect
wait is that a nonce cave, dont worry Paul's patrol are already their in their GB kits
by nonce hunter October 8, 2019
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Paul Jones

The biggest known man made disaster ever! The miners in Chernobyl knew the event as a Paul Jones!
That’s worse than a disaster mate that’s a Paul jones!!!
by Truth teller 44 September 17, 2021
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Paul

A army man that can do it all.

Army man, doctor, & astronaut
by Jh12341123 December 4, 2021
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Paul

Far too sweet for a guy... so lovable and has the best sense of humor. Will travel the world for you for the smallest thing. if you need a shoulder to cry on he is there. Helps you through everything. Hot as hell. The best musician a label could ask for! When he is meters away you can still feel his warmth. A family guy takes care of his friends, children, and partner as good as he can. A hard worker and finds time for everyone. IF you get a chance to be with him don't let him go... you will regret it every day for the rest of your life.
"Paul is the best guy I have met in my entire life."
by anonymoussmarts October 13, 2018
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paul

paul is a lovely friend to have, he's one of the friendliest and smartest people you'll know! he always has a group of friends around him, and knows the coolest, most obscure facts. one could listen to his rambles for awhile, and will probably lose to him in board games. he's always available to do things, but never estimates his time well. probably prioritizes his social life over impending assignments :,)
is paul going out to the football game again?
yeah, i guess he is.
by snowfox80 December 7, 2022
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