October 18

national kiss a girl cause who the fuck cares about consent

hey hey hey hey... does consent even matter bro? it’s October 18

by shortybarbie October 17, 2019

October 37

It’s were there is no no nut november

Today’s October 37

by JoJo:$;$:$ November 6, 2019

october 27th

jacklyn, the funniest an most beautiful girl in the world birthday

fred- “omg it’s october 27th”

brad- “yes! it’s jacklyns birthday”

by jackattack_abitch October 14, 2019

october 15

October 15th is national crocs or birken stocks day. It too show off your best shoes in your closet. YOU HAVE TO WEAR SOCKS TOO! wear birkenstocks or crocs october 15th!

brother: Tomorrow is october 15th

sister:YAY! it's national birkenstocks and crocs day!

by 99 becks October 14, 2019

October 16

girls get to touch ur peepee with and without clothes on! Boys could touch girls vagigi with or without clothes on! Ask ur crush out!

Wassup Noah im gunna touch ur peepee. Hi thefoodperson im gunna touch ur vagigi. But i have a peepee. October 16

by Noah and Thefoodperson October 15, 2019

October 16

National Slap ass day

BRYCE:“Oh I’m go smack her ass” Dylin: “go ahead it’s October 16“

by Bthor_2 October 15, 2019

October 3

The dickiest people are born on this day. Not counting dogs.

Oh no wonder why he’s a dick, he was born on October 3!

by Yoram Yo Mama March 31, 2020