Muffin top

When you wear tight pants and your fat pours out over the waistline of your jeans.

"Ew, I have such a large muffin top."

by Miss frosty May 6, 2015

fag-muffin

just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid

one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.

by lesley martins April 21, 2010

Muffin doodle

cute pet name

my little muffin doodle

by sushimushi24 April 13, 2010

bread muffin

A nicer term for "Imbecile"

Person A: "God, you're such a bread muffin!"
Person B: "a what???"

by Mang0Milkshak3 October 13, 2022

hubble muffin

another way of saying hubby, but cooler and prettier

omg sophie running is having a mini dance party, he's so cool! I'm so glad that he is my hubble muffin!

by wifeyevie November 3, 2010

dribble muffin

noun. a muffin of the dribbled variety. Contains human or animal saliva baked steadily into the delicious sponge. a delicassy in southern france... those damn dirty frogs.... often used as an insult by those to afriad to curse.

Your a fuckface... i mean a dribble muffin... please dont tell my mommy!!!!!!

by damonator!!!!!!! February 26, 2004

muffin crown

When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period

Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch

My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good

Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex

by Alice in wonder May 1, 2015