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May 22

You will get to see her
May 22
by Brockyboo05 May 21, 2022
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50 Shades Of May

Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
by C L G March 24, 2020
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May

All of May you are NOT allowed to wear make up. If you decide to disobey this rule a guy has permission to slap your ass. SO DONT WEAR MAKE UP!!!
Cameron: Maggie are you wearing makeup?
Maggie: YES!!!
Cameron: *SLAPS Maggie’s ass*
Maggie: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Cameron: Because it’s MAY and you are wearing makeup
by Madi16 November 6, 2020
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May 3

Oh it’s May 3? I should ask my sister’s friend to come over tn.
by Funnykitkat May 2, 2024
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May 8

If you are born this day and if your a ginger you are a super pretty and hot!
«Are you born on may 8?»
«yes!»
«And you’re a ginger! Omg you are automatically hot and perfect!»
«oooohhhhhh you got it from urban dictionary
«yes worlds best app»
by 15353627271727181 November 6, 2019
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May 8

People born on this day are the weirdest and dont have any friends and have really bad breath always. They are a bucket dipper and a half .
Ewww they were def born on may 8th.
by mommybaby April 5, 2023
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May 4

It’s may 4th everyone has to kiss Jameson
by Troy4nah May 4, 2022
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