1. When a girl's hair is especially nappy that day.
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail
2. When a girl does not care and throws her hair in a frizzy messy bun
3. Untamed, unattractive hair situation
4. Hair resembles that of a squirrel's tail
1. "Do you need to borrow my brush, cause your hair is pulling a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"
2. "I was running late so I threw my hair up in a J-Hatch"
3. "I don't know she's got J-Hatch hair."
4. "Your pony tail is J-Hatchin it up"
5. "I can't go out tonight, my hair's being a J-Hatch"
by MerBer May 20, 2008
Get the J-Hatchmug. A person who goes to High School in Canada. She takes part in bragging about everything that she does and talks negatively about pretty much everything and also constantly talks about her sexual history.
She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.
She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.
Melissa J. says she had sex with *insert imaginary number here* guys.
Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.
Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.
by Khaini May 19, 2010
Get the Melissa J.mug. Is when a man shoves his cock into another man who has just taken a shit and has not wiped his ass so then when he jizzes his Penis hole will be a J hole and becomes shitty or poopy.
by Slayer1423 June 21, 2009
Get the Poopy J Holemug. by Mojitohuma January 1, 2014
Get the j-lawmug. 
Get the J. Edgar Hoovermug. "bro, that bitch over there is a total dirty samantha j"
"yep, she could eat my bunghole like a greek goddess"
"yep, she could eat my bunghole like a greek goddess"
by heyheypee May 6, 2022
Get the dirty samantha jmug. The triple j mafia is a group of sexy young men all in their prime. The triple j mafia is back in action after one of the founding members has since returned back to Maryland. trips j maf has been united again. The two member of the alliance have yet to be seen around.
did you see the "trips j maf" at lakeforest today? they peeping new clothes and hoes........then they started scrapping.
by im always down to grub October 20, 2010
Get the trips j mafmug.