School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots

Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!

by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021

Cavendish School

Cavendish school is a jail for students where teachers don’t know what triangles are and eat kids if they breathe in the wrong direction

He just punched a police officer he might have to go to cavendish school

by BigDickStickStepSis January 10, 2021

Online school

A stressful mental torture chamber where they don't teach you anything important for life.

Guy 1: You did online school?
Guy 2: Yeah, got me depressed and stressed.

by Fizzzyy February 12, 2021

I’m in school

Yeah, me to

I’m in school and its boring as hell

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023

hayle school

bunch of bloody emits and has no fucking passion the teachers are aperslute wank and think they hard and square up to the students, 1 day som1 will spark them out.

what do we think of shit hayle school, what do we think of hayle school shit

by c1frmthesouthwest June 23, 2022

Woldingham School

Sloane Central, located in a picturesque valley. Only the best go there. Daddy will buy u wat u want...Just think of the fun you could have @ an all girls Sacred Heart Catholic boarding school with Ann Summers just next door' Bloody Sexy too

Its literally actually basically the best place to be

by Chief December 24, 2003