I'm against the war

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."

I'm against the war! Why should I not be allowed to have a tourist trip to Europe?

by cuyk August 30, 2022

I'm stupid

Yes you are stupid. Lazy over weight type of stupid

Why did you searched up I'm stupid?

by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022

I'm Back, Daddy!

The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.

Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"

by Bill Miester December 04, 2023

I'm getting the running

a popular response in tweet form to a selfie with deer

it is a sentence you idiot "I'm getting the running"

by imgettingtherunning March 30, 2022

I'm unique

Whoever says this unironically is usually a basic bitch who has nothing special about themselves. They often can't shut the fuck up about their "Uniqueness," when in reality they're an annoying, insecure, loser. Don't associate with them.

They could also be tell the truth, which is rare.

Stacy: "OMFG I'M SO QUIRKY AND UNIQUE!!!"

Bob: "Shut the actual fuck up."

Stacy: "But I'm unique! I deserve recognition and privilege for being special and different!"

by Iamaboredstudent. August 30, 2022

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025

BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP

I love it.

"Hey have you watched "BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP"?'
" nah"
"Listen to it! "
"I want you"

".... "

by SuperManAss27 September 29, 2023