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Black Friday

Black Friday is US holiday after Thanksgiving where corporations hold arena combat competitions in exchange for prizes, such as discounted TVs or children.

The way these work is prizes are piled up in the center of an arena and US consumers fight each other to the death until the appropriate ratio of prizes to victors is acheived.

Its customary for the winners to take the belongings, spouse, and children of those they slay in Black Friday festivities.
Becca won herself a television at 50% off and three newly orphaned children from contestants she dispatched in the most recent Black Friday event.
by Thurgalicious November 24, 2025
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Freaky Friday

A wildly chaotic situation where two unrelated adult families cross paths on a night out, resulting in a full role-swap of partners. The father ends up going home with the adult daughter, while the adult son goes home with the mother—each spending the night in the other family’s bed. A real-life “how did we get here?” moment that defies logic, morals, and group chats.
“That night went from drinks to a full Freaky Friday real quick.”
by PunchlinePending December 12, 2025
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Ying Yang Friday

When The first half of your friday is extremely bad but you have the best time of you life that night
-"yo man i had 3 tests and an essay due today it sucked. but i went to Alyssa's party that night and got wasted."
-"sound's like you had a ying yang friday."
by Afrodisac January 16, 2009
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Get the fridge off your back

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert
"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"
by bburkeindaswitch October 9, 2008
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Food service Friday

Sunday.

As the majority of restaurant business is done on weekends, Sunday is typically considered to be the end of the work week.

Blue law areas aside, this is when your servers and cooks get significantly intoxicated at your local watering hole.
This weekend sucked, let's get trashed for Food service Friday.
by 86ed April 16, 2009
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Open Access Fridge

A fridge that is open to anybody who enters the room on friendly and not business terms. Anybody can eat anything out of the open access fridge, but you must have been invited into the house on friendly terms and not on business
CJ: Hey Michael, get anything you want!
Michael: Thanks!
John: What about me?
CJ: You are here for study, not for pleasure. This is an Open Access Fridge, not an Open House.
by SENIVJC April 15, 2010
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Duke the Fridge

The act of releasing a vaporware software title only to receive widespread critical vitriol. Based off the phrase nuke the fridge, which was the moment in the fourth Indiana Jones movie where the franchise too a sharp turn for the dumbtacular.
The developers of Prey were worried they might Duke the Fridge, but that game actually turned out pretty decent.
by RyaMer June 14, 2011
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