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finger dad

wow I did not know you had a finger dad
by Crymed June 11, 2017
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Dad Jokes

Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.

I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.
Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
by ztothex August 21, 2022
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Dad Waters

"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"

"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"
by AllKindzOfGainz March 3, 2020
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DADS

Gee whiz that Freddy is a bit DADS
by DC2190 August 13, 2021
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bloxbrug dad

A fake dad to give you therapy because how you lost your dad IRL
Bloxbrug dads these days.....
by dudecoolbrojeez September 13, 2022
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Dad For The Day

Jeff what happened with you and that milf last night? “I was a dad for the day”
by Chaggot April 16, 2025
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