Its international goods month! This means you get a free nude, boob, pussy, dick, ass, or any other sexual picture of the person of your choosing. If the other person says no they owe the other person either head or 10 suggestive pics of the persons choice. Like cleavage, teases, underwear, or something along those lines.
Friend 1: gimme the titty pick you owe me
Friend 2: what eww no why?
Friend 1:its May
Friend 2: Oh ok that's fine then
Friend 2: what eww no why?
Friend 1:its May
Friend 2: Oh ok that's fine then
by Jackers4758 May 04, 2022
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though
Philza Minecraft: Yo man is that May, she just makes me want to: "Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though"
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though"
by NovoHwak24 April 09, 2021
All of May you are NOT allowed to wear make up. If you decide to disobey this rule a guy has permission to slap your ass. SO DONT WEAR MAKE UP!!!
Cameron: Maggie are you wearing makeup?
Maggie: YES!!!
Cameron: *SLAPS Maggie’s ass*
Maggie: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Cameron: Because it’s MAY and you are wearing makeup
Maggie: YES!!!
Cameron: *SLAPS Maggie’s ass*
Maggie: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Cameron: Because it’s MAY and you are wearing makeup
by Madi16 November 06, 2020
by zen the zen February 01, 2024
A person or individual being that portrays sacrcasmiconfidentialrealism. Pertaining to greatness of the highest standard.
by Hoody225 May 22, 2022
A cute girl you know you like but Looks as if every other guy likes her so you hold back but then you get to know each other but then she breaks your fucking heart and friend zones you like the other 2 girls you loved
May fuck u
by True Slav April 26, 2020
by Joonah1314 March 20, 2021