April 8

People born on this day, are the funniest crazy people you'll ever meet. Sometimes in a good or bad way they will always make your day

Girl 1: omg you see that new boy?
Girl 2: bur yeah hes definitely born on april 8

by UwUcatgirl August 15, 2022

April 25th

National attack your worst enemy day!

April 25th you need to come up to your arch nemesis and straight up hit them!

"hello emily.."

"excuse me?"
*attack*

by Isla2012 September 3, 2022

April 13th

If you're searching this, I assume you are looking for a definition about Homestuck.

This happens to be the day that, 13 years ago, a young boy stood in his room. The webcomic Homestuck was given its name this day.

You: Why does April 13th even matter?
Me: ...
You: what??
Me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?

by smellyegg September 6, 2022

Ass April

For the entire month of April, you can demand anal sex from anyone and they cannot refuse

Hey Ted! Are you excited for Ass April?
Yeah, Josh! I can't wait to fuck shit up!

by Undermen November 1, 2022

Anti-AMD April

You aren't able to use AMD products for the entire April.

Someone: yo have you heard of Anti-AMD April?
Someone 2: oh yes, im doing it and it's hard

by randomguy696969X November 4, 2022

Anti-AMD April

Anti-AMD April or AAA is where you can't use AMD products for the whole April.

Someone: yo have you failed Anti-AMD April
Someone 2: nope, but it's still hard
Someone: okei

by randomguy696969X November 4, 2022

April

This girl is such a sweet girl, She's every guy's dream girl. Great conversation, great company, good noodles. Her memes are adorable, dastardly and heart wrenching I must say lol. April thank you for your friendship, it helped me to quit drinking and smoking years ago. No matter how many times I've fucked up over the years things that could've been easily avoidable she'll find the maturity to wish me well. I understand it's my fault, I lost my phone and was permanently locked out of my accounts. You've been a great friend, and you deserve much better than that. I know you're brilliant and you'll succeed at what you put your mind to. I hope you'll find happiness in every asset of life. No worries.

It's okay April, I forgive you.

by vitaliconrad November 5, 2022