Alexed

Totally messing up a simple mechanical task and endangering lives in the process

My mate popped round to fit a wheel on my car - fucker Alexed it right up and knackered my wheel.

by Roadman Scat June 18, 2018

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a fine lad with a huge shlong.

girl: omg that’s alex
other girl: what about him
girl: he’s so fine and I bet he has a huge shlong

by ozosixixiksm December 8, 2020

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Alex

Alex is the most pretty, handsome, kindest, funniest, and just the best person ever. Alex deserves all good things in life.

Alex is the best

by BlueFruit September 4, 2022

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Alex: A really gay man

Tim: You know Alex
Bob: The fag right?

by mmm yea October 23, 2022

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Alex is a beautiful man. I love watching him play soccer as his gyat jiggles around up down and around (and side to side).
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.

I need Alex's gyat!!!!

by katya__ October 16, 2023

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