Mookie monster

A female who is so visually scary and disgusting

Bruh did u see jaydn. Yeah bro she a motherfucking mookie monster

by The governor August 2, 2021

The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

monster gringe

when someone drinks monster nonstop all day

my friend dave went on a monster gringe and couldnt stop jumping around

by Dave Crane February 23, 2009

forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

by anonymous September 18, 2016

Monsters Are Due On Maple Street

An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.

The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."

by GI Jes February 7, 2023

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Burgchurg September 22, 2021