Steve: I went to the Social last night, it were rubbish. It was just me, Jimmy Two Feet and a couple of shovers.
Mark: How d'you know they were shovers?
Steve: They just were.
Mark: How d'you know they were shovers?
Steve: They just were.
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A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
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Get the 200 dudes, 4 showers mug.A mythical creature that during the 1700's, in colonial America, that would lure male teenagers into its cave during a rain storm with promises to give them knowledge of plants, and procede to torture and eat them.
In 1776 while fighting the british, Twp militia men, James R. Higgins III & Captain Brian Andrew Jacobs discovered a abandoned cave in Maryland filled with bones and articles of men's clohing.
T'Showers is said to appear every 50 years as a High School Biology Teacher due to her love of plants and fresh testostrone.
Cherries were thought to be a repelent.
In 1776 while fighting the british, Twp militia men, James R. Higgins III & Captain Brian Andrew Jacobs discovered a abandoned cave in Maryland filled with bones and articles of men's clohing.
T'Showers is said to appear every 50 years as a High School Biology Teacher due to her love of plants and fresh testostrone.
Cherries were thought to be a repelent.
When It begins to rain and I walk through the woods I run for I do not wish to be approached by T'Showers.
"Yo Nate, I Think our bio teacher is T'Showers."
"Dude, I need to go buy some cherries then!"
"Yo Nate, I Think our bio teacher is T'Showers."
"Dude, I need to go buy some cherries then!"
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