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College Food

The Cheapest Of Low Quality food That of course you eat in you're college years
Person 1: You want some Cup noodles?
Person 2: No do We Have anything else in the world other than College Food?
Person 1: No that's all we can afford Other than a coke at a store Nearby or a quarter pounder at Mcdonalds.
Person 2: Fine, Cup Noodle Will Do.
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Armidale Secondary College

What used to be Armidale High School but now yassified with a few million wasted taxpayer dollars. This is where 1000 vape addicted kids go to get half an education and lasting trauma, the actual smart ones just drop out and become tradies

The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol
Josh: I heard that two yr 8 girls from ASC got pregnant
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now

Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!
by HoeLife_orNoLife March 7, 2024
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college technique

When you back yourself on to a suction cup dildo stuck to your college/university dorm room door hoping that no one slams your door closed or rips your door open giving you serious anal/vaginal injuries
My friend got me a dildo so I gave it the college technique
by Longerdicknigga69 December 20, 2018
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John Forrest secondary college, also know as jfsc, johno, a high school located in morley Western Australia, Perth. Not one of the brightest schools out there and where the school claims to be well educated . A lot of druggies and bogans that think they can fight go there. Most of the teachers suck and don’t care about their students but again who would care about these creatures. A lot of crackheads and eshays are born at this poorly educated high school. Some of the students will mob , roll you for your tns, 97’s, ect...

Everyday after school the student attending John Forrest will go to galleria a quick 5 min walk from John Forrest, Johno students will probably be in coles or woolworths stealing some gum or some lollies for their mates. Students will always be upstairs tryna find that $1 “for the bus” but really use it for a frozen coke at maccas .

You can also catch these morley rats from johno at morley bus station just tryna actually find a $1 for the bus back home to probably end up smoking some cones with the boys. But after unsuccessfully not finding the dollar, you go on the bus and say the the bus driver “oi I forgot my smart rider at home, surley let me hop on this one time” the bus driver will let them on so they don’t cause a ruckus but the transperth police will catch them and threaten them with a $100 fine.

Even though there are a lot of eshays and so on. Majority of the school has normal students.
Boy from ccc : “there is too many John Forrest secondary college kids in the maccas line, let’s go to red rooster Instead.

Student from other school: let’s not go there, their too many johno kids, I don’t want them to fax my new iPhone 13
by JFSCHG April 14, 2022
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Boston College

College that tries to recruit students from a variety of backgrounds but then orientalizes them for not being caucasian or Catholic and lumps them together as "AHANA" students.
I went to Boston College. They made me read the bible and made me feel different for not being a white Catholic person. Weird experience.
by anonymous November 4, 2022
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Intrepid college Prep

The best place to see your friends :) SIKEEEEEEEEEEEE
At Intrepid college prep, I got a demerit/detention for no reason.
by starfish20177 November 30, 2017
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lakes region community college

Friend 1: Yo did you get your balls crushed yet at lakes region community college?
Friend 2: Hell yeah! I have another appointment this week!
by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh1234 January 10, 2024
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