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Gender wars

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.
Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
mugGet the Gender warsmug.

The White Stones of War

They are moving scuptures of marble, either glued together with epoxy or liquid metal.
Or all one piece
Polished
And lubed with teflon.
The White stones of war are only for Targeted Individuals.
by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021
mugGet the The White Stones of Warmug.

Belgian Waffle War

When two guys take turns smack each other in the face with their dicks until someone’s nose bleeds
by MooseMatthewsen August 9, 2022
mugGet the Belgian Waffle Warmug.

war mate

What an Emo kid calls you when you are his new best friend
Thanks for my new eyeliner war mate ;)
by BrokenShower July 11, 2019
mugGet the war matemug.

Console wars

Person 1: xbox is better
Person 2: no PlayStation is better
Person 3: stop doing console wars
by Consolewarsaretrash90 September 10, 2021
mugGet the Console warsmug.

corporate war

The Great Corporate War has raged since thee conception of fiat. Organizations, governments, associations, companies and corporations all came up out of the woodwork to battle it out in this realm of stocks, bonds, and mutual funds. Cartels, mafias, and every kind of gang live to make money. Banks live to launder it. We live to spend it and put it in the right hands. The cycle of drugs, murder, skulduggery, and straight fuckery go deep, and continue without cease. Cash is king, and gold is queen. The king can be stretched, but the queen is sacred, feel me. If you have a job you're in the game. Nobody's innocent. Every conflict has been funded and back by government and corporate dollars. And that's the beauty of it. The Corporate War has no end in sight, because fiat is a promise and promises are older than money... It's good vs evil, out here in the streets. It's Corporate War, baby.
Example
Person 1: When do I get my sign up bonus...?
Person 2: HAha what?? There is no sign up bonus. Here's a compensation plan. You have a quota to hit this month.
Person 1: Hehe... okay. What if I can't hit these numbers? They seem a little excessive.
Person 2: Excessive? You signed up during Corporate War and you ain't even in your prime yet. We're gonna make you a killing machine-
Person 1: I'm sorry?
Person 2: A closing machine. I'll tell you if you do anything crazy to hit those numbers and jail in the clink, we can help with an advance on your check and post bail..
Person 1: *wtf...*
by el socio October 13, 2018
mugGet the corporate warmug.

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