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Post Malone

Post Malone is not a rapper.

Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho
Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch
by Lisadepisa April 14, 2020
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Post Head Trauma Syndrome

When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.
Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.

Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!

Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!
by rossano January 10, 2009
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Post Disney Depression

That sad ass feeling you get when leaving Disney land.
Girl A: I’m single but I feel like a princess in Disney… I’m getting post Disney depression.

Girl B: Yeah.. back to reality. I gotta go back to the strip club to find my prince horning.
by DaGodlyQueen April 30, 2022
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Post-roast

comebacks made after a previous fight or argument with someone.
Simin got frustrated thinking about his argument with his brother, he had so many post-roasts he could’ve said.
by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020
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Posted up

To pose against something in a sexually enticing or slutty way usually showing the back side. Like a comfy lean presenting one's ass.
Damn he's really just posted up with all that cake.
by Couldnt be anonymous November 8, 2023
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Post-Fiend

A reformed character whose focus has shifted from the intensity of the fiendish experience to its continued longevity. Behavior tends to be self modified to include the regular consumption of caffeine and pure h20 in order to increase net health while maintaining a fiendish outlook. Can be found spending balanced amounts of time chatting to other post-fiends and regular fiends alike.

Its natural habitat includes many of the traditional fiendish haunts, but the subject has grown its base habitat to include more lounge style venues, with a growing appreciation for quality not quantity in its drinking habits.

Diet outside of fiendish activity is generally healthy, and has adapted itself to factor in the net gain in personal happiness caused by correct diet and nutrition.
Ex-clubbers who have outgrown the incessant filth and lifted themselves above the grime, attaining post-fiend status if they can alternate appreciation of substance abuse with appreciation of fine wines and literature.
by ralph535 October 24, 2008
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National Post Your Homeboy Day

August 2nd every year find the best pictures of you and your mans and post it right after you didn’t post your girlfriend
Yo bro it’s National Post your Homeboy Day, i’m about to post my guys
by jameslone23 August 2, 2023
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