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Happy ending

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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Happy Hollerdaze

A southern way to wish people a happy holiday season.
Hope Y'all have a Happy Hollerdaze!
by Shellysworld December 21, 2023
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happy smiley

A person that is loyal to the spanish empire
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by happysmiley August 5, 2024
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Happy meal handshake

A pact made when someone uses another persons idea but is not going to split any of the proceeds for its success, except for a happy meal.
Burt: โ€œThis area could really use a wine and cheese storeโ€

Ernie: โ€œGreat idea. I might steal that. Happy meal handshake?
by George Zidd August 28, 2019
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happy paige

A happy Paige is someone named Paige that is so happy she could spit rainbows she is so good on the inside. It is when you feel the tingling sensation everywhere in your body. Like after someone you like asks you out on a date.
Crush: Hey Paige, wanna go on a date?
Paige: I'm a happy Paige right now.
by b1g bra1ns January 4, 2021
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Happiness

Happiness is a great, Happy, energetic, kind, smart name you wish you had a name like that it's a unique name he can roast people sometimes. He will always be your shoulder to cry on. Happiness.
by ItsUrBoiHappiness November 22, 2018
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happy

a felling you get when you have somthing you want or somrthing othors do
" im so happy i got new bike today "
by maddie_cookie May 20, 2019
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