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Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.
Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?
by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011
mugGet the Ninjamug.

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist
josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja
by chrismotionless November 24, 2022
mugGet the arm ninjamug.

Ninjaing

To behave (or attempt to behave) in a ninja-esque manner, with agility, skills, subtlety, and stealth.
I was ninjaing my way around the house in the dark because I didn't want to wake the kids.
by KnightSmithJones July 6, 2022
mugGet the Ninjaingmug.

Ninja Duck

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.
by #1id10t April 13, 2020
mugGet the Ninja Duckmug.

ninja

Ninja is a complete idiot and is addicted to his games.
Do NOT subscribe to him or follow him at all costs
You will be bombarded with meaningless fortnite streams
Dude ninja is such a moron, don’t do anything with him
by The Dissnosaur December 1, 2018
mugGet the ninjamug.

Ninja shits

When diarrhea or mexican food sneaks up on you at a random time.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work Bob?"
Bob: "Well I was at my daughters play then i got a case of ninja shits."
by Chupa Mi Verdga August 10, 2014
mugGet the Ninja shitsmug.

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