Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.

A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.

by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017

finsta tards

the most amazing instagram on the whole site. they make everything better and if your not following finsta.tards idk what your thinking

have you seen the #lit post finsta tards posted?
finsta tards is #betterthanyou

by a saucer in a near by boat 🚣‍♀️ April 23, 2018

big tardos

Means big retard. lingo from the kimo handbook (age of mythology titans ra player from crounenberg76)

ur a big tardos and if u not happy its same

by cocacolainurass August 6, 2018

quick-tarded

Someone who is quick at processing a lot of nonsense.

That quick-tarded dude mistakingly thinks he's the standard of intelligence, but in reality, he's not only unaware, but he is not.

by Billy.G1 January 17, 2020

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!"
Step Bro: *pulls out*
Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged...

Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!"
Step Sis: "Pass me some!"

ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

Fucketh tardeth

Stupid people with style

Julia got Gucci shoes yet is stupid she is a fucketh tardeth

by Cooldude123434 November 29, 2020

Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.

Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.

by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021