I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.
by str84yahed August 2, 2016

by GreatBanner16 November 23, 2023

Eric: "You've had enough to drink", -begins dragging Pete away from the booze-
Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"
Pete: -Noticing Eric's knee-high scarlet socks, deals out some Sock Disrespect-"Fuck you and your socks!"
by Sophisticated Gremlin May 14, 2012

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.
"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."
"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."
"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."
by austinhaws March 15, 2009

by Sasquatch Caukphart June 21, 2019

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by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017
