School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots

Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!

by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021

Middle School

1.) A place where you're supposed to "learn", but all that happens is your teachers are complaining about their lives, 2.)HELL 3.) where your parents make u go.

Jimmy :Mom plz I don't wanna go to middle school we don't learn anything and It's HELL.

Mom: OH WELL, GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!

Jimmy: crying*

by Im an iconic cunt December 14, 2017

middle school

(noun) the gate to hell; the entrance to the pit of dispair. Not to be confused with high school - the actual hell and pit of despair.

Teacher: Middle school is a time for maturity and growing up.
Student: YO YO MS G. WADDUP PLAYA FITE ME FUCK U FGGT

Student2: Omg like I'm so depressed, I cut. Nice scars
Student3: Baka anime Baka ^_^
Student4: Dear god, I hate my age group
Student5: *making out with student6*
Student6: *making out with student5*
Student7: we need 2 brake up Im srry btw do u have Ms Gs hw
Student8: y=mx+b, b=1/3h / 3h-4
Student 9: I didn't study for the test but I still got an A
Student10: I studied for the test but I still got a F

by UglyMcUglyface June 19, 2016

Online school

A stressful mental torture chamber where they don't teach you anything important for life.

Guy 1: You did online school?
Guy 2: Yeah, got me depressed and stressed.

by Fizzzyy February 12, 2021

School Stabbing

When a little Asian man runs around with a dull 2 inch letter opener stabbing people in the feet as he screams BANZAI.

Teacher: Holy Shit man is this a school stabbing
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII

by JackHadden March 12, 2020

School lunch

Disgusting food that either has poo, or undercooked “stuff” in it. Our school had someone who found a real tooth in his sausage. Yeah, I think they got sued. I don’t get why people buy. The sausage comes in WATER. I have to watch people eat it. Also the vegetables. The broccoli looks like a bad diarrhea but worse. Then the ladies put cheese on it. CHEESE! The corn has some kernels that are black, and carrots are mushy. Eat at your own risk, the pancakes that come in bags are edible though since they’re Pillsbury brand.

SCHOOL LUNCH IS GROSS.

by THIS is Bqnana 🥞 December 16, 2018

High School

That place that is heavily stereotyped but you think those stereotypes are all just lies and jokes until you go there and realize everything you have heard is true.

Freshman #1: Dude my older brother who goes to college told me not to try to date anyone in my first year at high school because all the freshman girls date older guys and older girls will never date younger guys, thought he was lying but he was telling the absolute truth.

Freshman #2: I know right, even if there is a desperate, butt-ugly upperclassman, freshman girls seem to think hes crazy hot and date him.

by That Kid You Don't Know... March 4, 2013