When a little Asian man runs around with a dull 2 inch letter opener stabbing people in the feet as he screams BANZAI.
Teacher: Holy Shit man is this a school stabbing
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII
by JackHadden March 12, 2020
Get the School Stabbing mug.When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.
Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.
Friend B: What happened?
Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.
Friend B: What happened?
Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.
by CTFD2 October 2, 2011
Get the high schooled mug.Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.
"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."
by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023
Get the eggars school mug.The best school located at Monterrey, Nuevo León. They are not stupid but some are just wannabes they vape a lot ( boys ) but is the best school ever, girls are amazing and really pretty you can count on them. The boys are really funny.
by yayasofguada October 26, 2019
Get the Euroamerican School mug.Cavendish school is a jail for students where teachers don’t know what triangles are and eat kids if they breathe in the wrong direction
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