On March 1st its National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day, when you are free to run over feminists with trucks!
Ryan: Bro its March 1st, do you know what that means?
Kevin: What?
Ryan: It is National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day! Lets go and run over Alex`s mum!
Kevin: What?
Ryan: It is National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day! Lets go and run over Alex`s mum!
by Hypxrrr January 6, 2021

by Ace Deuce August 27, 2006

Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.
Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
by Friction crane guy January 1, 2023

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"
Son: "No."
Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"
Son: "No."
Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"
by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

by Strafferen September 16, 2009
