J-rock

Mostly crappy rock music. It's Japanese rock music hince the J for Japanese. Most of the "singers" dress like women and follow the 70's glam rock idea. Although the music not lyrics are alright most of the lyrics when translated into english or even read in Japanese don't make sence. It's about as coharent as J-Rap and equaly bad.

Otaku-Oh my god J-rock is soooo much better then American or British rock!

Me-Japan is behind the times when it comes to rock and Japan should make their own style rather then steal it.

by Woogy January 6, 2005

Rock Bottom

Nothing Left,Everybody's Gone,Kinda Like My Life Right Now.....SHITTY

Ah Crap I've Hit Rock Bottom

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Math Rock

Music that's so technically difficult to play that it sounds like shit to the average listener.

I'm sure this is hard to play, but this Math Rock crap sounds like shit.

by Sethzky October 20, 2008

rock up

1. verb; to attend, or be present
2. verb; bring interest to a place

1. "Yeah, she said we could just rock up at her house any time we like."
2. "We'll rock up that place like no other."

by gelizzle March 18, 2005

douche rock

The crappiest rock music I've ever hard. Being a douche rocker means you have to sound like a prepubescent boy when you're singing, hit random, incoherent chords in songs, and have no timing, rhythm, or skill when you're drumming. You also have to cream you're manpanties whenever one of your crappy hits is played on "Z100", MTV's "TRL", and the like.

Douche rock bands include the likes of All American Rejects, the late Green Day, Nickleback, Alter Bridge, AFI, and jesus christ Fall Out Boy. I HATE FALL OUT BOY!!!

Doucherock is taking over the free world while badass modern bands like Velvet Revoler and Avenged Sevenfold are consistently pushed to the side in favor of these fucking Gap clothed, Starbucks drinking, Z100 listening, straight edge clown shoes.

Fuck Douche Rock

Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, All American Rejects, Alter Bridge, Nickleback, Jimmy Eat World and AFI are all festering examples of the douchiest douche rock in the universe. I'd list more, but I'm afraid I'll grow a vagina if I did.

by Sue the Samurai September 16, 2008

Bubblegum Rock

The genre of music from bands that have full potential of becoming great rock bands but are too boybandish. For example: 5 Seconds Of Summer

This is so bubblegum rock

by swagginblessed July 1, 2014

dino rock

ancient rock n' roll -something your dinosaur ancestors "grooved" to!

john brought over some dino rock to thanksgiving and scared his nephews off.

i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'

that dino rock can suckle my cock!

by michael foolsley January 6, 2010