split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

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Icy Brain Pause

A specific type of brain freeze you get from drinking Chatime Fros-teas.

My Chatime Fros-tea gave me an icy brain pause because I sipped it too hard.

by BubbleTeaFanatic June 5, 2022

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Brain Flatlining

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof

Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

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Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

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Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.

Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?

by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023

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