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Jack Osbourne

Son of Ozzy Osbourne. Has actually lost a lot of weight and is trying to live a healthier lifestyle. Turned away from drugs and alcohol because he previously had to go to rehab.
Jack Osbourne is rich because of his dad.
by camilleo December 29, 2005
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cracker jack

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker or shoots last, has to eat the cracker.
This cracker tastes rather salty.
by lindsay the gangster June 1, 2005
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Jack Off

1. Adjective: When a person or a group of people mess around and get absolutely nothing accomplished and just have fun. No sexual conduct of any kind is made.

2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun

Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?

Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate

Example 2:

Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals

*fapfapfapfapfap*
Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
by whathe12 November 13, 2011
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sorry jack

reflexive response to one who has experienced recent misfortune or said something that undoubtedly warrants immediate and unrelenting ridicule
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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Jack and Diane

Noun. Oral sex immediately following anal intercourse.
A direct reference to the John Mellencamp song, "Jack and Diane," specifically the line "Suckin' on a chili dog, outside the tasty freeze." The chili dog refers to a penis having come into recent contact with fecal matter, and the word "suckin'" refers to a "blow job" (fellatio.)
Jesus fucking christ, Anna's breath reeks! I bet she just gave her boyfriend a Jack and Diane.
by Japhasca May 10, 2010
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Jack Vidgen

A 14 year old Aussie kid who auditioned for 'Australia's Got Talent' and due to his highly acclaimed voice, ended up winning the series. On the show he was compared to Justin Bieber (Who compared to this guy can't sing for shiz) but he says that that that's not just what he wants to be known as. The only thing that really annoys me is that it's like he HAS to have the Bieber Haircut. I mean, All these kids (Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson, Greyson Chance etc.) have the same stupid hairstyle. Wonder what would happen if they just came on stage with some spiky hair?
Girl: OMG! Justin Bieber is so freakin sexy!

Guy: WTF? He can't sing for shit! You should listen to this Jack Vidgen kid though, he's so much better.
by Timmymaboy August 21, 2011
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Jack in a Box

A penis that looks average until it is aroused and then erects to a size well above the norm.
Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.

Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!
by Quagmire517 September 9, 2011
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