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on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.

b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2012
mugGet the on it like a car bonnetmug.

a car hits me and im in the e.r fr

when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real
bootyclapper: a car hits me and im in the e.r fr
by dogethatman September 18, 2025
mugGet the a car hits me and im in the e.r frmug.

car

When "cat" is misspelled.

Is also purposely misspelled for a comedic effect.
(Cat is usually misspelled because R is next to T on most keyboards).
"Dude, why does your car look so funny?"
by smasherrr07 September 12, 2024
mugGet the carmug.

there was a band car day

a phrase which could be used in american accent in haste if you want to ask your indian servant or friend to close the door.. related -> there was a cold day
ashley: karan, there was a band car day!(spoken spontaneously)
karan: aray tumko hindi ati hai.. (hindi for "hey you know how to speak in hindi.")
by Omer Irfan March 26, 2008
mugGet the there was a band car daymug.

Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .
Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.
by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024
mugGet the Salty Car Washmug.

car wash challenge

When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.
I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed

Consider myself Lucky me
by Eatdogp00p September 6, 2020
mugGet the car wash challengemug.

Tyres car collection

An absolute god tier collection of 200 cars on GTA V held by a player known as Tyres
"Woah look at that car"- person 1
"Yup thats straight out of Tyres car collection"- person 2
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
mugGet the Tyres car collectionmug.

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