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Prayer Walk

Going for a convenient late night walk, that's really just so you can smoke weed. Great cover word to disguise your dirty habits for your deeply religious parents.
Prayer Walk partakers will often come back feeling very spiritual. 100% would recommend.
Billy - 'Yo mum I'm just going on a prayer walk real quick'
Mum - 'No worries son, what a good boy going outside to be at one with the lord'
*20 MINUTES LATER*
Billy (Blazed like a motherfucker) - 'I'm back mum'
Mum - 'My, my. Looks like you've felt the touch of Jesus Christ'
by DeadEyeDonny March 28, 2022
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Can't walk in the tall grass

Idiom

Etymology:

Of Native American origin it describes the inability of a person to successfully walk through tall grass. Before colonization the great plains of North American were covered with large sections of tall grasses. Instead of going around acres of tall grass, people could walk straight through them.

The implication is that a capable adult is both tall enough to see above shoulder height tall grass and wise enough to navigate and form a path through tall grass that is above their head. Children and people that are not intelligent will get lost in the tall grass and need help to get out or even die.

Usually applied to a person, but could apply to a thing.

Similar to: If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, shape up or ship out

1: transitive, present tense

a: Describing a person that cannot handle the situation they are in.

b: Describing a person that is not intelligent enough to figure out something that others easily can.

2: rhetorical question

Implying that the person being asked is not keeping up with the group or not able to handle the task they were given.
1a: "Jim can't walk in the tall grass. He got promoted to sergeant and just took a month long stress leave"

1b: "I've been training the new hire for a week now and she still can't figure out how to clock in.....she can't walk in the tall grass."

2: "Hey Ron, Jim was late and installed the wiring for 2 rooms today but you were here all day and barely got half of one done. Can't walk in the tall grass?"
by Babakanoosh March 30, 2022
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The Walk-a-way

When your poop is so long that it lodges in the bowl and starts to put pressure on your ass, so you must lift off the seat or get up thus causing it to graze your butt cheek when it falls.
Man, my shit was so long I had to do the walk-a-way to get it all out. Grazed my nuts that time.
by Pwr Dump April 5, 2022
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Taking Scotty For A Walk

Using the restroom. The act of a male going potty.
Sorry I’m late, I was taking Scotty for a walk first.
by Random Scotty April 7, 2022
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Man walk

Men walking through a forest with air soft guns
Lets go on a man walk
by Thiccman678910 April 20, 2022
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Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.
Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit
by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020
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Space Walk

Where 5 guys have sex with 1 girl at the same time sealing all her holes (mouth, ass and pussy) and both hands are giving handjobs.

An airlock with 5 dicks instead of 3.
Remember that time Ben and 4 of his friends got Ruth to Space Walk?
by Cl3v3rgirl December 19, 2020
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