Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...

Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)

by coyuyo October 16, 2015

clear your pings

Sort your shit out

You need to clear your pings bro

by moffy7 October 20, 2015

Suck your river

Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.

Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?

by Riversucker3637 August 1, 2017

lump your head

punch someone in the face if they dont be quiet, title of a hollywood undead song

person 1: -rambling about dumb stuff-

person 2: bro ill lump your head if u dont shut up

by dickbutt369 May 15, 2019

Eat your pie

When the father of the house demands you eat your meat and potato pie or you’ll get the iron belt.

Isaac eat your pie unless you want a taste of this iron belt.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

your tears here

When someone you hate or someone annoying cries. So you drink their tears. Typically they cry so much you fill a mug with tears and drink it.
i haven't seen a result for this, so i decided to created just for the Urban Dictionary Mug

Annoying Douchebag You Hate: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: drinks tears
You: your tears here.

by EmployeeBob April 14, 2017

come at your life

When someone is going to talk bout you, hit you with facts, flame you

yo I'm boutta come at your life bro

by Fjsofbf sjdn June 23, 2016