Cohl-War

A war between Cohl's, generally using Inter-Cohl Ballistic Missiles.

"I brought all my ammunition for the Cohl-War today." "That's great, we'll need all the ammo we can get."

by akc1103 January 27, 2014

Backdoor Tug O War

When you and another guy are pounding a chick in the ass and vagina. And it's like a reverse Tug O War where both men push inside the girl trying to force the other one out with their penis while still inside her ass and pussy.

This hot bitch had two guys in her and they were having a "Backdoor Tug O War"

by Mulletman350 February 17, 2014

tease war

The act of a significant other, by dressing slutty or skanky. In order to impress on the opposite sex that they wish for favors or items at no cost.

She told me that her and her friends are going on a tease war! I cant believe she would do that to me!

Dude, your girlfriend is competing in a tease war, you need to dump her.

Did you see the way she was dressed? Its obvious she is in a tease war.

by The Wordster September 16, 2014

storage-wars

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.

If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.

by Sexydimma December 9, 2014

World war three

When a girl gets jealous

Me: shes talking to him
Friend: oh no
Me:SHE IS TALKING TO HIM
FRIEND: CALM DOWN
ME: ITS ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR THREE

by Ash in wonderland March 29, 2015

Wiki Warring

When you edit a page on Wikipedia and suddenly everyone's arguing on a page until the edits are deleted

Wiki warring was probably the dumbest shit we've ever done.

by YoyKnowWhoThisIsTrustMe June 9, 2015

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016