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Cornell University 

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.
Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.
Cornell University by JanusKN September 30, 2005
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Kettering University 

Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's
I attend Kettering University because my daddy pays for all my shit. He even still wipes my ass!

York University

A place where degenerates go to learn and congregate with other retards like themselves.
A school with no deep rooted history and does not even rank on the worlds top 500 universities - so with that said, please shut up you retards and stop bragging. York is the best university for students with mental retardation whether it has been clinically proven or has gone unnoticed. The admin staff are great at spotting retards and granting them admission.
Look at that silly retard, they must be from York University.

West Virginia University 

The most pockmarked, shitty campus in the world. Not built for the amount of students that go here, as is evidenced by the traffic problems inherently caused by 1 (one) road going through campus.
Oh yeah and we drink alot also.
West Virginia University by SB February 14, 2005

University of Colorado 

Also known as Cunt University. Or the University of Cunts at Ballsack.

If you want to go to a place were the hot girls all drop out after freshman year, the nerdy girls are prude, the Yippies (yuppy hippies) are as far as the eye can see and the weed smells and tastes like the yippies ass crack then it is the perfect school for you.

So many party's that none of them are quality, unless a stoner guy smoking ganja out of his parents basement is cool to you.

Mascot is pathetic, buffalo's suck so bad they were killed and domesticated by barbaric Neanderthals with obsidian knives and arrows. Their skin was used to cover the floor's of TP's. Were any respectable Indian Chieftain spent his whole childhood hunting a ram so that he could come home victorious and a man, he proudly wore the rams fur as a symbol of his power for the rest of his life.

CSU's football team lost there game against CU but still ended up going to and Winning a bowl game and drafting two players into the NFL in 2009.

Cu's football team beat CSU but came in last in the Big 12, missed out on the bowl season, and drafted NO players to the NFL. But their football team did rape 3 freshman girls last year.
Friend: Im going to CU this year.
Me: Did you know the cu is a Vietnamese word meaning penis, and a portugese word meaning asshole?
Friend: No how did you know that?
Me: I go to a school were education matters, not money like the university of colorado.
Friend: Man, i want to go to CSU now, the girls are hotter anyway, and the men are....men.

Miami University 

The "other" Miami, located in Ohio. Wishes it was located in Sunny Florida. Although it is much older than THE University of Miami, it is in NO way superior. Should not be mistaken for the University of Miami, as it's name is Miami University.
"I go to Miami University."
"Florida or Ohio?"
"I said Miami University... Ohio... where sun never shines and our football team never wins."
Miami University by Canes Fan June 10, 2006

Universal Records 

A so called record company who just recently kicked out the best band in the world known as Mushroomhead. They claimed they tried everthing but they didn't do shit compared to Nelly and all the other rap and pop shit. Mushroomhead will move on with all the support and love us Mushroomhead fans have for them. Live long Mushroomhead. NEVER LET IT GO!!!!
Universal is crap they threw out Mushroomhead because they are blind and deaf and can't see how a awesome band Mushroomhead really is.
Universal Records by Andrew July 20, 2004