turd bib

Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.

Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.

by D’Quantavious Smith February 11, 2025

Snow Turd

All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.

“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”

by IntentoShred March 05, 2023

not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.

"Not today you turd, lol."

by That_one_weabo April 09, 2018

turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.

I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.

by QuacksO November 07, 2021

Turd pussy

A vagina with a black cock in it. Usually Tiffany’s have turd pussy

Tiffany has some turd pussy. All the brothers been in that.

by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022

Turd pussy

A black man’s cock in a vagina. Usually Tiffany’s have tp(turd pussy).

Tiffany had some turd pussy cause all the brothers been all up in that.

by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022

Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.

Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.

by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024