"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
Get the turds and breeze mug.The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
by EG FRESH November 13, 2021
Get the Douche and Turd philosophy mug.El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”
He is an El Turd
by Happy20770 November 17, 2021
Get the El turd mug.A guy pretending to be rich, photograbs random photos of women, then later claims them as his ExGFs. Admits to being a womanizer and having lots of firstborn children. When cornered, Turd KupalMooks will bare his teeth and threaten anyone with hacking. This person is so insecure, he brags about having one particular kit as the penultimate proof of being a Gunpla hero collector. He's also a scammer, a bogus buyer and joy-dibber, but is stupid enough to purchase a kit from a Shopee seller just so he can give the seller a 1-star rating, thinking it would matter, because he thinks the world of himself.
by TheLingeringSaint March 19, 2022
Get the Turd KupalMooks mug.Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.
Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022
Get the Internet Turd mug.Why did you search this. Seriously what are you like 80? Who even says that? I feel bad for you and anyone you say that too. Honestly if you want to want to use an insult made by the queen of England why don't you say something like bloody fool or something.
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): You, sonny boy are quite the Turd mongrel!
Sonny boy: *leaves*
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): *finally dies. seriously how did this guy live this long? Oh wait this is just some random story made by some kid on urban dictionary.*
Sonny boy: *leaves*
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): *finally dies. seriously how did this guy live this long? Oh wait this is just some random story made by some kid on urban dictionary.*
by De Frog101 February 1, 2022
Get the Turd mongrel mug.timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
by raybeez February 12, 2022
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