by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018
Get the not today you turdmug. 
by Doktor Awesome June 8, 2018
Get the Turd of Paradisemug. The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021
Get the Late turd abortionmug. by GodzillaSiaa September 5, 2016
Get the yah yah nah turdmug. Instead of the common America phrase “The red coats are coming” This is a phrase about people of color “The turd coats.”
Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
Turd coat a person with brown or black in their skin
by Buttmole asspickle February 18, 2024
Get the Turd Coatmug. -when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
Get the Ghost Turdmug.