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When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.
"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014
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turdarrhea
The one-two punch of a good old fashioned turd followed up by a torrent of explosive diarrhea.
It begins with a standard-issue turd forming in the colon from observing a normal healthy diet. Then, usually whilst drunk, you eat something which is known to have explosive diarrhea causing effects, e.g. Chipotle. This results in immense pressure buildup of diarrhea behind the turd "plug" in much the same way as magma builds up beneath a solid rock cap in a volcano prior to its eruption.
At some point you become acutely aware of this pressure and go scrambling for the toilet - if you're lucky, you make it in time. What happens next is in many respects similar to the discharging of a cannon or firearm. The immense pressure wave propels the solid turd out of your butt, usually splattering it against the side of the toilet bowl like a sticky, smelly artillery shell. The diarrhea then spews out in a manner not unlike the rocket exhaust of a space shuttle launch, coating toilet and buttcheeks with a soupy-yellow brown film.
Best case scenario is that cleanup requires a jug of bleach and a hot shower. Worst case, the hazmat team.
It begins with a standard-issue turd forming in the colon from observing a normal healthy diet. Then, usually whilst drunk, you eat something which is known to have explosive diarrhea causing effects, e.g. Chipotle. This results in immense pressure buildup of diarrhea behind the turd "plug" in much the same way as magma builds up beneath a solid rock cap in a volcano prior to its eruption.
At some point you become acutely aware of this pressure and go scrambling for the toilet - if you're lucky, you make it in time. What happens next is in many respects similar to the discharging of a cannon or firearm. The immense pressure wave propels the solid turd out of your butt, usually splattering it against the side of the toilet bowl like a sticky, smelly artillery shell. The diarrhea then spews out in a manner not unlike the rocket exhaust of a space shuttle launch, coating toilet and buttcheeks with a soupy-yellow brown film.
Best case scenario is that cleanup requires a jug of bleach and a hot shower. Worst case, the hazmat team.
A particularly violent bout of turdarrhea cracked my toilet bowl and flooded my entire house with a two-foot deep layer of poo soup. Interestingly enough, the little pieces of corn from my burrito survived the trip through my GI tract intact and were floating around like little yellow life rafts.
turdarrhea by burritobrosshits August 5, 2011
turdwell
Extreme form of Mangina-ism. Inescapable need to defend the female gender and fear of offending women, to the point of ignoring facts and propagating obvious fallacies. Need to be heard and respected. Synonym of Tardwell/ Roddy Tardwell.
Example.
Man: I paid a hooker but I don't know how to tell her what I like.
Friend: dude, you're such a turdwell!
Man: I paid a hooker but I don't know how to tell her what I like.
Friend: dude, you're such a turdwell!
turdwell by Devilmademedoit March 9, 2014
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turdboner
1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.
1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"
turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012
Turbo Turds
Turbo Turds by Userman July 9, 2011