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Online school

A stressful mental torture chamber where they don't teach you anything important for life.
Guy 1: You did online school?
Guy 2: Yeah, got me depressed and stressed.
by Fizzzyy February 12, 2021
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I’m in school

Yeah, me to
I’m in school and its boring as hell
by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021
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high schooled

When a girl you are trying to hook up with/have sex with blocks you with her elbows (like a boxer blocking punches) so you can't cop a feel and she stops you when you try to stick your hand down her pants. She obviously won't spread her legs for you either. Usually everyone's clothes remain on and it ends up just being a long, wasted make-out session.
Friend A: I was trying to hook up with Jill the other night and it didn't work out so well.

Friend B: What happened?

Friend A: She high schooled me and nothing happened. It was a big waste of time.
by CTFD2 October 2, 2011
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eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.
"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."
by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023
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The Gifford School

The Gifford School is a Special Ed school in Weston Massachusetts that is one of the sketchiest schools in America all you see there are kids being restrained by staff while the staff are smiling and laughing and it is impossible to do work there because kids would scream and bang on the walls and the staff there claim they will help yet they are very manipulative and have no respect towards Innocent kids who are dying to transfer back to there public school and the only kids they respect are white kids claiming there "gangstas" and most of the kids even the staff are Racist and Homophobic to anyone but 100% straight white people and they will send kids to this place called "the counseling area" often refered to as the "CA" when they "talk about people when they are not in the room" which is the perfect time to talk about someone you don't like and I am actually surprised parents think this is a good school and send their kids there yet there are gangs, drug dealers, sensitive kids that want to shoot up the school, teen pregnancy, racism and homophobia towards everyone but straight white people, and many more fucked up things that don't even happen at a public school
The Nazi's Kidnapped Jews and kept them at The Gifford School during World War 2
by GiffordSucks69420 January 27, 2020
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Electronic school

Where You Can Sleep In Class In Peace
Stay Home, Stay Safe, And Sleep In Electronic school
by magic_fetus April 6, 2020
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School Stabbing

When a little Asian man runs around with a dull 2 inch letter opener stabbing people in the feet as he screams BANZAI.
Teacher: Holy Shit man is this a school stabbing
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII
by JackHadden March 12, 2020
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