it just might blow

when someone throhs trash in your yard and you tell them to get rid of it and they kick it to thwe street there's a chance it may blow into your yard again

hey dude get that out of here
its trash dude
so i have to pay for that
fine .... there its in the street
dude it just might blow

by scott wigington January 26, 2008

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

just put the fries in the bag

Something you say to someone whos waffling

Zach: You're such a fatass you eat mcdonald's every day and you don't take a shower. Plus you don't support Michigan Football, which brought a 15-0 perfect record and a national championship and broke numerous NFL combine records and retired Nick Saban last year. This is why you don't have any bitches and stink everyday. Gross, FOH scum.

Jamal: just put the fries in the bag bro

by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics July 18, 2024

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

Just Bun It

way of saying "just do it" or "yolo" with a lil extra pizzazz (Copy right goes to Bri Nelson)

"Dude, should I jay walk?" "Bro! Just bun it!"

by p00pyst!nky January 12, 2024

just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.

"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"

by mynöduesp January 11, 2020

Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.

Bro, your just not funny.

by xelA.2 January 3, 2018