A woman between the age of 30-35 thats hit her beauty peak and is starting to decline in attractiveness. Remember the saying "Men age like wine, Women age like cheese", well its real. They tend to get fat, their boobs sag, especially after having children, and their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich that went ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
by Smith039 January 24, 2024
by bigmtdewdrinker August 02, 2006
by Darkstarprojects October 24, 2008
A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 07, 2019
Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. There's no reality without the digital world. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized -- where fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It's up to you how you perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022
Person 1: "Why does Jessica only post pictures of capybaras?"
Person 2: "Leave her alone, she just likes Bara Posting."
Person 2: "Leave her alone, she just likes Bara Posting."
by patriosaurus July 25, 2022
If you have a friend name Emily you have to post her on April 7th every year. post her to get good luck.
Dang you didn’t post Emily on National post emily day? I hope your charge only works in a certain angle, and your dog is ugly. eye roll*
by Kloepetr April 08, 2021