Josh Unglesby Jesus

Josh Jesus is the biggest man whore alive but you have to love him.
He is so sweet and nice and hot in such an odd way.
When I see him I get lost in his eyes and I regret the fact that I ever doubted
the person he is.
He is the most amazing guy, any girl would be lucky to have him.
He is also a huge asshole, but he is Jesus.
I hate the fact that I'm still so in love with you.
You deserve to be happy no matter what.

Josh Unglesby Jesus I am in love with you and I don't know why!

by FranklinFalconsFTW March 29, 2009

Jesus Loves You

God is on your side

Jesus loves you, man.

by Christian Warrior September 1, 2020

sweet chocolate jesus

An act committed during sex when a man will pull his cock out of the ass of the partner, turn them around so that they are kneeling, facing him, then dab the face with poo lightly three times saying "Father, Son and the holy ghost" followed by a hard cock slap to knock the rest of the shit off.

He annointed her with a Sweet chocolate jesus and thus purged himself of the sin of feces.

by Ultimate Joe July 29, 2006

stand-up-for-jesus

short hairstyle popular among 18-24 year-old gay men (mostly overly made-up club goers) -- heavy use of gel or palmade resulting in a small, stiff tussle of hair (sometimes with blond streaks) in front.

"He can't be too straight-acting with that mighty stand-up-for-jesus."

by plsg March 14, 2003

Wilder Jesus Christ

Wilder Jesus Christ is the lord and savior JC. He is so stunningly amazing at sports he doesn't even try. He has a mansion for himself and a mansion for his women. Wilder Jesus Christ is the return of JC.

Wilder Jesus Christ is so stunning that my eyeballs fell out of my head.

by erapats October 20, 2014

baby jesus tears

A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.

When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.

Q: Shots?

A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.

by rump a dump dump I'm drunk May 11, 2011

East Jesus China

Same as word BFE...

Damn Nigga, you fuckin' live in East Jesus China

by Dyno Dave January 16, 2003