YouTuber-syndrome

Referring to the behaviour of someone trying to constantly fill the silence and draw attention to themselves, usually by narrating what they are doing or thinking.

"You know, moments like these remind me of this one game I played."
"Can you please shut up, we are at a funeral."
"We shouldn't have invited someone with YouTuber-syndrome."

by annnoyed January 27, 2021

Terdman syndrome

A group of rare symptoms commonly found in lonely bar singers. Symptoms usually include laziness, swollen ego, complaining about everything and just being a natural piece of shit. Somebody found with terdman syndrome usually tells the same jokes or use the same insults for years and can't tell they have been over used. You can usually spot someone easily with terdman syndrome when they walk by you and howl. Not to construe this with abeitis. The difference between abeitis and terdman syndrome is abeitis sufferers only miss work. Where as people with terdman syndrome come to work, but didn't do anything while on the clock. Terdman sufferers usually call this keeping money. It is also a known fact that people with abeitis work more hours annually than a terdman. One of the symptoms also include pooping from the penis.

His terdman syndromeis acting up bad because he's been keeping money all day!

by Dun witit January 9, 2019

Alexander syndrome

You worked with an amazing colleague but you changed position and you can't stop talking with them as if you still work together.

This guy always saying nice stuff about somebody that doesn't work here he must have Alexander syndrome...

by Waarommoetikditkiezen April 24, 2023

Salyers Syndrome

A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.

I swear, that motherfucker has Salyers Syndrome. How can you be that retarded?

by Faggatronus Rex November 18, 2020

Charles Syndrome

Suddenly catching man flu on a morning after a heavy night out on the sauce

Suddenly catching man flu on the day between a public holiday and a weekend

Sorry Boss but I can't come to work today as i have been diagnosed with Charles Syndrome.

by Jack Tor S December 5, 2016

Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.

The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.

by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022

Evelyn Syndrome

Evelyn Syndrome is when a female typically white, is constantly horny at all times and it starts to effect people around them also making them horny she could be in a funeral or at church and they would be horny. Evelyn is typically 5’4 and doesn’t know what color her hair is.

Woman 1: Omg I think I might have Evelyn Syndrome
Woman 2: Omg are you getting horny constantly and want to fuck your bf constantly?
Woman 3: YES

by Franky the P December 25, 2022