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Jacob

romantic and very loving person

vary kind hearted

a fighter and a lover

bold

has anger issues often

falls for girls easy but gets over them well

never scared of anybody

and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever meromantic and very loving person

vary kind hearted

a fighter and a lover

bold

has anger issues often

falls for girls easy but gets over them well

never scared of anybody

and loves loves loves sports
jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney spina
by Britaney spina February 13, 2018
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jacob

Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!
by 0xjan June 22, 2022
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Jacob

Very annoying sometimes funny but a cheater and a beater
Omg Jacob bruised my leg by hitting me
by Dr. King Schultz November 25, 2021
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Jacob Day

a little b!tch that's rly fun to hang out with. He can be kinda shy sometimes but overall has a kinda heart. he has pretty eyes and the cutest smile. He can be an asshole sometimes and might not have the best reputation. He has a... unique sense of humor. He looks very masculine physically however, he is a soft baby boy on the inside.
Did you see that really hot guy over there?
yeah, that's Jacob Day
by sab is sad October 20, 2022
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Jacob Richter

Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay

If you can’t picture Jacob:

Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.
Wow Jacob Richter? Whata guy.
by Lyrac March 29, 2023
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Jacob

A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.
In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"

Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)
by joeep333 August 11, 2023
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JMS Jacob

A terrifying man, who's musk will blow you away
the name stands for Jerk My Self by the way...
JMS Jacob is such an ass
JMS Jacob has nice eyes
by Destoryer10153 April 8, 2024
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