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Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.
by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022
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Snow Job

When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.
Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Snow

cum from a mans penis which leaks out of your mothers cock while she ever so slightly strokes it but then it ends up being your penis and your sperm (cum) is now snowing on her face and in her mouth while she sucks it for seven years straight while watching jojo's bizzare adventure while she wanks your cock so much it explodes with snow/cum/sperm in th whole room and your grandparents walk in and now your cock is split into three with your family sucking on it and it's "snowing"!
ya mums dick snowed on ya grandmaw.
by Mitsune_Haku November 25, 2022
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Brown Snow

Taking a shit in the snow with extreme diarrhea dying the snow brown.
That Taco Bell hit me hard, it made me stop and make brown snow.
by ReggieWillMake December 10, 2021
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Snow diver

By the time you go to check out your deposit it's disappeared round the corner
Partner: “Howdit go?”
You: “It felt like a decent crap, but unfortunately it was a snow diver.”
by shabbandrum March 12, 2023
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Snow Leopard

A single white woman, under forty, who gets made fun of for being Snow Plow bait.
You: There ain't no such thing as a Snow Leopard.
Me: You're looking at one.
by Towanda Birdie March 29, 2019
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Snow day

when someone puts dandruff in your mouth and jerks you off
Logan gave Damian a snow day last week pretty hot
by jjjj.1998 November 9, 2021
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