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sir sloppy

That dude we played with last night was a major sir sloppy.
by Teiculover January 18, 2017
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Sloppy Dallas

When someone is receiving a blow job with the persong giving the blow job has a packed lip of Dip ( Dipping tobacco ). The tobacco ends up all over the person's penis
Hay babe would you like a sloppy Dallas?
No I don't want to clean the dip off of my shaft again
by VaporPneuma October 16, 2020
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sloppy dallas

A blowjob being given with a mouthful of dip.
B - "You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?"
S - "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
MN- "It would look like a f@#kin' turd..."

B - "It would look like f@#kin' lawn clippings on your shaft..."
S - "Thinking about it is makin' me horny..."
MN - "A sloppy dallas, that's so great... it's so perfect..."
by Dooobra October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

The term is used when receiving oral sex by someone whos mouth is full of dip. The person giving the sloppy dallas is typically a redneck.
”Hey, d’you hear about Dooo gave Nasty a bj, but he had a mouthful of dip doing it? Guess you could call it a sloppy Dallas.”
Makes no sense but yeah.
by Actually69 October 15, 2020
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Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.
Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend
by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021
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Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle
"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"
by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016
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sloppy dallas

A blowjob in which the female has her mouth full of chip dip. Coined by youtuber McNasty.
Sally gave me the best sloppy dallas last night.
by Shoesuke October 15, 2020
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