Hot Potato 

The big chunk of ash that falls off the blunt when it’s your turn because everyone else before you was too lazy to ash it.

“I’ve hot potatoed on Brad’s bed so many times.”
“I hot potato every time Chad is to my left.”

Hot Potato by greensnbeans May 24, 2019

Pat potato stuffy 

When a tattooed gentleman named pat stuffs you with a potato

Omg last night pat gave me a pat potato stuffy all night.

Pat potato stuffy by Cooperator September 30, 2019

Fish Potato 

A potato that is also a fish. Commonly worshipped by middle schoolers, the fish potato is believed to be the soul essence of everything around us. It can be used in any sentence and still kinda make sense.

No one knows where or how it started, but we do know it's everywhere now. You can't escape the fish potato.

Middle Schooler: Darn. I haven't been feeling very fish potato lately.
Other Middle Schooler: Oh my fish potato! That's awful!

Fish Potato by MRIIIIIII October 15, 2019

Baked Potato 

The act of a person with Down syndrome getting high

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato

Baked Potato by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019

couch potato 

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy

See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato

couch potato by glendasweeney November 27, 2019

Mashed Potato Quickie 

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

Mashed Potato Quickie by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

Regae potato 

a Jamaican potato

whoa that's some regae potato

Regae potato by gummycat2007(: December 2, 2019